Fantasy Baseball Podcast: I Got That! All-Star Game Voting, Machado Trade...
It's just another week for the "Illest Pert In Nebraska", fantasy master, Lothario 16, party crasher, AKA The Grey, AKA Grey Albright. The two of us trade rhymes like Red and Meth in their prime, as we...
View ArticleIt Was The Best of Khris Davises, It Was The Worst Of Chris Davises
There was once a planet called *hris Davis that was all powerful, but had issues with contact so nobody knew about it. Power split the planet in two. Khris Davis, "You, the light side of the planet,...
View ArticleMets Make Harvey Trade Batsuit For Hazmatt Suit
First off, can we talk about Mason Williams? Does he show up each day at the park wearing a giant paint can? He's a mascot for a paint company, right? Every 7th inning stretch, they should have him...
View ArticleJustout Bieber
Shane Bieber is headed to the IL with a shoulder strain. Turns out his shoulder was being held in its socket with Spider Tack. Shane Bieber being touched up by the Mariners now makes more sense. Still...
View ArticleRays Finally Let Franco Into Promised Land After Wandering The Desert
Hope everyone had a Happy Father's Day, and, for our five female readers, I hope your husbands or dads weren't too unbearable. When I heard Wander Franco was being called up, I was on the phone with...
View ArticlePitchers Can’t Hang With Joey And His Gallo’s Homer
Kyle Schwarber sat down for a long cross-country trip with his favorite, a can of Virgin Bloody Mary mix. Seated next to him was a tall, mustachioed man. Soon after takeoff, Schwarber dozed off and...
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Fantasy Baseball Podcast: Top 100 For 2nd Half Of 2023
B_Don takes a look at Grey’s 2nd half rankings, and Lane Thomas. We go over some of Grey’s top 20 players like Mookie Betts, Adolis Garcia, Luis Robert Jr., Jose Ramirez, Yordan Alvarez, and Lane...
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Fantasy Baseball Dynasty Diary Part Deux
When I left off, I was checking my team and deciding what to do with it. Let’s go into some rules and history from this league and I’ll try to explain what I think I have to do. The first thing a deep...
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Dynasty Diaries: Free Agency Edition
It's the most intimidating and scariest time of the year in a dynasty offseason: free agency. Am I overvaluing guys? Am I missing out by being too cheap? How do I even bid?
View ArticleTwo-Startapalooza: Week 6
As always, probable pitchers are subject to change. For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click this link. When did pitchers become such complete morons? Michael Pineda’s pine tar party is way...
View ArticleDraftKings – Two Cabreras And Some Italian
Another Saturday with money on the line. It's like sitting in AC, but not being bothered by the annoying people whose whole day revolves around being in AC. That prolly doesn't make sense if you have...
View ArticleDraftKings – Sop Up That Eovaldi With Some Stats
Every time I hear Nate Eovaldi's name I think about the delicious Italian staple the Extra Virgin Olive Oil. I also think of Rachel Ray and her sick obsession for the stuff. Seriously, that woman puts...
View ArticleJohnny Be Good
For all of today's news and lineup notes, all with a Canadian/Arizonian accent (if that's such a thing, I'm assuming it is unless they already deported it) here's Nick the Podcast Radio Host with...
View ArticleOscar The Greatch
My favorite move clubs make is the manager says so-and-so is the closer, but then use someone else and that other player becomes the closer. A close second is when they say so-and-so pitcher just...
View ArticleMarcus Stroman Handles Cards
It seems like nothing can go wrong for the Blue Jays right now. They've won six in a row and eight of their last ten games, and last night rookie Marcus Stroman grabbed his third win in just his second...
View ArticleNathan To Remain Closer? You Must Be Joakim
Like a good Jewish boy, Brad Ausmus said to his Bubbie, "Bubbie, I love sulfites, nitrates and pig a**holes, but every time I see a Nathan's, I get the runs. Bubbie, do you have a remedy?" His Bubbie...
View ArticleTwo Startapalooza: Week 25
First off, congratulations fellow nerd, if you're reading this it means one of two things. 1. You're just as painfully boring as I am and you read everything Razzball posts. Or 2., You've made it to...
View ArticleFantasy Aftermath – Top April Pitchers
It started with a simple email. Hey Grey and Rudy, wouldn't it be cool if someone wrote about the top pitchers broken down by month? And within those months, to evaluate with and without wins to...
View ArticleSan Diego Gaslighting MLB With OF Spree
The CIA's plan to work out of a Petco concession stand because the stadium is so quiet is looking far less like a good plan to stay covert. "Did you just ask for two mustard packets with your hot...
View ArticleDraftKings: A Rookie’s Impact
Remember when you used to open a pack of baseball cards and were only looking for the rookies? DFS Fantasy Baseball has been just like that for me this season. Instead of sliding my thumb from left to...
View ArticleProfessor Tanaka Will School You
Yesterday, Masahiro Tanaka went 8 IP, 1 ER, 7 baserunners, 10 Ks. I took some guff in the preseason for being down on Tanaka, in the non-sexual way. I projected him for the line of...
View ArticleSchwarber Hurts Ankle In Impromptu Audition For DH Job
My schmohawk posts are like the fantasy equivalent of Final Destination. First, A.J. Pollock loses his season, then Kyle Schwarber is carted off the field after running into Fowler. If I were Miguel...
View ArticleGausman’s Initial Start Is Cagey
Yesterday, Buster Olney tweeted, "Kevin Gausman is pitching tonight probably exactly the way the Orioles hoped on the day they drafted him. Dominant stuff." Putting aside the unnecessary "probably"...
View Article(Dy)Sunrise, (Tolle)Sunset
Tolleson had his cookies tossed for the last time on Tuesday. Or maybe Shawn Tolleson caused his owners' cookies to be tossed? Sounds too passive, said Flesch-Kincaid, but you get the idea. By the...
View ArticleCaptain Nimmo Summoned When Superior Caught Conforto’ing With Enemy
On Saturday, Michael Conforto was demoted to the minors. Ouch. Not only did he fall far from preseason expectations, but he seemed to be breaking out in April. Coming out of April, he had 4 HRs and...
View ArticleYou Don’t Have To CarGo But You Can’t Stay Here
Yesterday, Carlos Gomez was designated for assignment. Outfielders in the tier of guys in the preseason I told you not to draft: Pence, Kemp, Gomez, Schwarber, Hanley, Corey Dickerson, Ellsbury,...
View ArticleTwo Start Cookie Shop: April 8-14
Alright, here we go. Last week was like the first batch of cookies out of a new oven using new baking sheets. It was alright, but there were kinks to get sorted out. We’re good now. Dialed in and ready...
View ArticleDFS: Wheeler & Dealing In The High SIERAs
If you are playing this fun little afternoon slate, let me reintroduce you to Casey Mize who brings a rejuvenated splitter and increased velocity on his fastball to this matchup. Those ingredients lead...
View ArticleRays Lowe Balling The Competition
Tampa Bay Rays outfielder slash hearth throb slash not-the-brother of Brandon slash master platoon extraordinaire Josh Lowe continued his hot hitting with his fourth and fifth home runs Friday night...
View ArticleTwo Start Cookie Shop: September 2-8
We’ve made it to the final month of the season! If you’re still here rather than being entirely focused on football, congratulations! Both on your taste in sports, but also on your (presumably)...
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